a best friend that..

savess me from embarrasment when i break beds by jumping on them and get covered by mattresss and screaming
listens to FIREEE FALL DOWNNNN YAAHWEEEHHHHH
presses the buttton so don't fail drive into garage doors from the outside
helps me awesome parallel park like x4 in past week
webcams nekkid also awesome friend in malaysia who we miss terribly
listens to sermons while we share the same bed (and i fall asleep)
will still not finish watching friends episodes til she's 80
cause there'll always be one that she hasnt seen
makes everyone watch gleeeeeee and doesnt stop believing
tells you what you need to here, not what you want to hear
messages in the movie of young bruce willis and black prophet robots
that gets squashed by boxes of instruments and whoawhoa driivingg
neeeds to get stash spot for indomies and carcinogenic potato gravyss
gets missed calls from nature
shares traditional nasi lemaks and gives me money for when i forget wallets
screamss at zombies and press R for RELOAD diediedie
go and buy milk for me and fortune cookie chocolates
eats whatever neil's eating cause he's fat and would know whats good to eat
gimme the STINKYY BEANNNN and laugh at dr whos.
always has something wise to say, no matter how emotionally draining
does stealth ninhijab stakeouts with mints
still wants to talk to me after 5 days of me :)

and will pwnz school and prestoface in 30 hours.




i don't understand how people survive without a janeyequivalent.
i think we awesome :) i love you.

a best friend that..

savess me from embarrasment when i break beds by jumping on them and get covered by mattresss and screaming
listens to FIREEE FALL DOWNNNN YAAHWEEEHHHHH
presses the buttton so don't fail drive into garage doors from the outside
helps me awesome parallel park like x4 in past week
webcams nekkid also awesome friend in malaysia who we miss terribly
listens to sermons while we share the same bed (and i fall asleep)
will still not finish watching friends episodes til she's 80
cause there'll always be one that she hasnt seen
makes everyone watch gleeeeeee and doesnt stop believing
tells you what you need to here, not what you want to hear
messages in the movie of young bruce willis and black prophet robots
that gets squashed by boxes of instruments and whoawhoa driivingg
neeeds to get stash spot for indomies and carcinogenic potato gravyss
gets missed calls from nature
shares traditional nasi lemaks and gives me money for when i forget wallets
screamss at zombies and press R for RELOAD diediedie
go and buy milk for me and fortune cookie chocolates
eats whatever neil's eating cause he's fat and would know whats good to eat
gimme the STINKYY BEANNNN and laugh at dr whos.
always has something wise to say, no matter how emotionally draining
does stealth ninhijab stakeouts with mints
still wants to talk to me after 5 days of me :)

and will pwnz school and prestoface in 30 hours.




i don't understand how people survive without a janeyequivalent.
i think we awesome :) i love you.