The intermittent records of a slightly socially retarded, trigger happy, newbie registered nurse attempting to defy mediocrity.. and gravity, of course.
Wednesday, 3 March 2010
the first day.
sarah ♫ says:
ahahaha
funtimes
i pwnz the doctors today
like
ńëìĻ says:
ooo
sarah ♫ says:
tanya would be so proud
ńëìĻ says:
what
how
u pwn
doctorz
sarah ♫ says:
ahaha
soz
becauseeeeee
my pt was like
thicken fluids etc
sooo
had to crush meds
but she was on esopramazole
which is enteric coated
because it's a proton pump inhibitor
and thus is absorbed in the small intestines
ńëìĻ says:
lolz
yea
sarah ♫ says:
so if crushed, the drug would be metabolised in the stomashh aciddsss and thusss doesn't work effectively
SO.
i was like
ńëìĻ says:
thats where its suppose to be absorbed
srsly?
the doc didnt know htat?
lol
sarah ♫ says:
OH HAI DOCTORRRAHH
so like
i have nexiumz for patient and likee have to crushess
but enteric coated to cannot
so ya
how
and then FOOL INTERN
was like
o rly
and i was like ya rly
and then he was like
ńëìĻ says:
do u wanna go out?
lolz
sarah ♫ says:
i'll check with my registarrr
and then i explained to registrarrr
and she was like.. oh so can i put her on omeprazole?
and imma lke
you're the doctor foo!
and she changed order.
ńëìĻ says:
lolz
sarah ♫ says:
YES HERO I AM PATIENT ADCOVATE.
ńëìĻ says:
LOL
haha
funnnyyyy
sarah ♫ says:
actuallly this is prow
imma gonna blog it.
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1 Comments:
woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh woahhhhhhh
(Y) shouldn't be nurse. should be doctress.
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i am narcissistic
the about me section that can never truly fully describe a person.
it usually emcompasses the favourite movies, favourite music and all that jazz, but really when you think about it these aspect of me change every few years and can never really define me, as me.
but here are the basics anyway:
1. i'm left handed but drive with my right hand.
2. i like milk, but only safeway light milk.
3. i have a dog named phileo and he's white with a pink nose.
4. i am, after three crazy years, a registered nurse, division one.
5. i wish my life was a musical and i often burst into song and love it when people around me join in too
6. i'm sometimes just a mess but above it all, my jesus is always there to come to the rescue. he's pretty swell :)
Wednesday, 3 March 2010
the first day.
sarah ♫ says:
ahahaha
funtimes
i pwnz the doctors today
like
ńëìĻ says:
ooo
sarah ♫ says:
tanya would be so proud
ńëìĻ says:
what
how
u pwn
doctorz
sarah ♫ says:
ahaha
soz
becauseeeeee
my pt was like
thicken fluids etc
sooo
had to crush meds
but she was on esopramazole
which is enteric coated
because it's a proton pump inhibitor
and thus is absorbed in the small intestines
ńëìĻ says:
lolz
yea
sarah ♫ says:
so if crushed, the drug would be metabolised in the stomashh aciddsss and thusss doesn't work effectively
SO.
i was like
ńëìĻ says:
thats where its suppose to be absorbed
srsly?
the doc didnt know htat?
lol
sarah ♫ says:
OH HAI DOCTORRRAHH
so like
i have nexiumz for patient and likee have to crushess
but enteric coated to cannot
so ya
how
and then FOOL INTERN
was like
o rly
and i was like ya rly
and then he was like
ńëìĻ says:
do u wanna go out?
lolz
sarah ♫ says:
i'll check with my registarrr
and then i explained to registrarrr
and she was like.. oh so can i put her on omeprazole?
and imma lke
you're the doctor foo!
and she changed order.
ńëìĻ says:
lolz
sarah ♫ says:
YES HERO I AM PATIENT ADCOVATE.
ńëìĻ says:
LOL
haha
funnnyyyy
sarah ♫ says:
actuallly this is prow
imma gonna blog it.
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1 Comments:
woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh woahhhhhhh
(Y) shouldn't be nurse. should be doctress.
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